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Post Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:12 am
You buy products with the Triforce on them in bulk, in hopes that it will be inside of one of them.

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Post Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:32 pm
You buy an Ocarina, then learn practically the entire OoT soundtrack (which I've also done :D )

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Post Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:35 am
you are a member of more than 3 LoZ fan sites.

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Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:59 am
leinator, some of these ARE remotely funny...

but getting back on topic...

...when you think that if you pull out an instrument time stops for you. Then the bus hits you.

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Post Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 12:08 pm
You are amazed at how cameras in your time can hold far more than 3 digital pictures.

You think that a rich billionaire will give you a huge reward if you give him 20 skull necklaces.

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:08 pm
Man MtI and ZE really like posting back and forth. Wait, they are describing me. i need a vacation from Zelda. Example: I go on eBay a lot for Zelda in bulk
-When you think that there is a huge, invisible, bongo playing monster in your local well.

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 6:20 pm
You watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch solely because she has an Aunt Zelda.

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Post Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:29 pm
You start saying things like 'Look at all those heads!' or 'I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorock'

Well actually, if it ever went that far, someone should put you out of your misery.

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.....you jump down random holes in hopes of finding a golden skulltula in a secret cave!


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:29 pm
when you jump in the ocean you get freaked out because you can't see a little bubble telling how much longer you can stay there
you beleive that red shirts will allow you to walk through flames.
you talk to every one you meet incase they give you a clue about what to do next. (that ones kinda lame)

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Post Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:52 am
You believe old men standing at street corners and asking for money will give you a piece of heart if you give them enough cash

Even mentioning the CD-I Zelda games makes you run to the nearest restroom to wash out your mouth with industrial cleaners.

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You believe that fortune tellers have secret languages and if you read everything backwards, a message will appear.

You sail the oceans in hope of getting sucked into a whirlpool where a giant 12-eyed squid will try and eat you, but you shoot him in the eyes with a boomerang, arrows, or cannons.

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Post Re: You know you've been playing too much Legend of Zelda when.. • Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:29 pm
-You look for the biggest pig you can find claiming it's Ganon
-You poke every wall you see with a knife hoping it'll make a different noise
-You think playing the Song of Time backwards will slow down time
-You find a hand sticking out of a toilet and don't notify anyone about it

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Post Re: You know you've been playing too much Legend of Zelda when.. • Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:33 pm
Grand Führer Ridley wrote:
-You find a hand sticking out of a toilet and don't notify anyone about it


BRILLIANT!

I don't have any right now... xD

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Post Re: You know you've been playing too much Legend of Zelda when.. • Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:43 pm
1. You invented your own hookshot
2. If you see a dog at night you pick him up and run around with him over your head
3. You constantly attack chickens
4. You blow up cracked walls to see if it's a secret passageway
5. You have a real ocarina(that's me lol)
6. You spent millions of dollars to recreate hyrule
7. You slashed up all your neighbor's lanws in hope of rupees
8. You walk into your neighbors' houses without warning
9. You often roll when you walk
10. You dunk bottles in random puddles and lakes in hopes of getting a fish
11. You shoot behives with a slingshot
12. You invented your own iron buits and blue suit(unfortunately it doesn't work)
13. You can't stand in one place without tapping your feet on the ground after a few seconds
14. Everytime you run into a ledge you automatically jump
15. Whenever something a bit shocking happens you go "uh-uhh..."
16. You talk to your tree in the backyard
17. You go into a bank and wonder why they won't accept your rupees
18. You go into a shop and wonder why they don't have shields
19. You have a vast collection of masks
20. You stole a horse from a ranch after racing a guy with a mustach who owned the ranch
21. You keep trying to shoot the sun with an arrow in hopes of getting fire arrows
22. You listen to world zelda music radio station(that's me as well lol)
23. You try to roll into walls to Smoosh the pots that are on wooden shelves
24. You move every grave in the graveyard at night in hopes of finding a secret hole
25. You helped a lady find her chickens
26. You always chase the mail man and try to sell him a bunny hood
27. You try to talk to statues with a plastic mask of truth on
28. You purposely fell down a well to try to get the eye of truth but just ended up drowning
29. You think the moon is going to crash into your city in 3 days
30. You tatood the triforce on your left hand


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