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Post Funny Zelda product names • Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:53 am
Example: Deku Nut Butter

Mine: Ganon Begone: Is ganon getting in the way of your travels? But this!

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:12 am
Here are a few I've used for my satires. You can actually go back and see if you can find them. :P

Bottled Water Temple
Deep Fried Jabu Jabu
Triforce 2.0
Realistic/Cel-Shaded Clothing
The Officizzle Rapizzle Albizzle of the Legend of Zelda
The Linksafe Security System
Stuffed Deku Tree Snacks

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:26 pm
Hehehe Darth double posted but I'm sure when he sees this He'll delete one.....


I have a few.......

Goron/Zora/Deku Mask with voice changer...

Ganon pattern Punchbag (comes with optional Zant cover)

Ganon/Zant/Veran/Onox/Tingle face Hackysack

*Edit by Dark Link229 on March 15, 2008* After almost a year, he didn't see it, and I ended up deleting his post.


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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:48 pm
You wouldn't want to miss out on the Ganon/Zant/Tingle/Veran/Tingle/Onox/David Jr./Vaati/Tingle face Hackysack, and don't miss out on the Tingle face Hackysack either!

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:22 pm
Dont miss our brand new, Death Mountain Tour, Where you can expierience death!

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:23 pm
I would try to avoid those at all costs. :D

Pet Zants (Remember when Zant was small?)
Gandy-Candy (Ganondorf shaped candy...comes in all sorts of flavors from chocolate to icky things...just like jelly beans but bigger and better...or worse, if you catch my meaning. One of the forbidden foods)

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:53 pm
Yuck I don't like jelly beans, only a few types. HMS that Death Mountain thing was awesome :P

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:25 pm
Happy Mask Salesman wrote:
Dont miss our brand new, Death Mountain Tour, Where you can expierience death!


http://www.explodingdekunut.net/content/satire/season2/s2-16.html

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:24 pm
NO FAIR! Wait... Exploding deku nut has a website!? Oooh I gotsa to browse it.

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:45 pm
Wait a second, you didn't know EDN had a website? I found legendofzeldaseries .com then I went to Zelda blog and read the ASSAs that DC wrote and decided to look at his website. And I didn't join the forums for a long time...how strange that you didn't know.

But that was a really weird coincidence, is that spelled right?

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:21 pm
Zeldaeinstein wrote:
Wait a second, you didn't know EDN had a website? I found legendofzeldaseries .com then I went to Zelda blog and read the ASSAs that DC wrote and decided to look at his website. And I didn't join the forums for a long time...how strange that you didn't know.

But that was a really weird coincidence, is that spelled right?



Yeah i cant believe that.... I just read all the comics that they made.... there funny.

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:33 pm
I like the one where they talk in l33t and smilies.

But seriously, read his satires. Highlights include:

http://www.explodingdekunut.net/content/satire/season3/s3-9.html

http://www.explodingdekunut.net/content/satire/season2/s2-5.html

http://www.explodingdekunut.net/content/satire/season3/s3-13.html

http://www.explodingdekunut.net/content/satire/season3/s3-7.html

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Post Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:37 pm
Tired of your Spirit Temple? Wanna go riding into the Wastland? Well now you can because "Link Inc." just released their new Dune/Wasteland Buggy. It has Radio, Ganon Radar, Several Gages, Alarm Clock, Microwave, Camping supplies (including tent and sleeping bags) and backpacks that fit into your pocket. all of this can fit into your pocket by the touch of a button. And all of this can be yours if the Price is Right, err i mean for 10 payments of 1,999 and if you order now we will include the portable Dune Racer. batteries not included

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Post Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:41 pm
Do you feel dehydrated? Do you feel like getting possessed? Than I have the product for you. Fresh Poe Souls, harvested daily, at the low price of your soul

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Post Posted: Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:16 am
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Ganon pattern Punchbag (comes with optional Zant and Navi cover)


Ganon/Zant/Veran/Onox/Tingle/Navi face Hackysack


Fixed it for you :D

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