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Post Poe Goalie (Jobs You Shouldn't Give to Monsters) • Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:30 pm
Wallmaster -Tour Guide- No one would be able to make any progress
Rupee-like -Laywer- Too good at the job
Like-Like -Sheild Merchant- "Don't eat the merchandise!"
Miniblins -Musicians- meep meep meep-moop-meep meep
Bulbins -Snipers- Yes, it's their real job, but they stink at it
alttp Soldier -Spy- they just rush into action
Dodongos -Anything- They'll eat it
Red Bubble -Fireman-
Quote:
"I put the fires out"
"You made them worse!"
"Worse, or better?" -Invader Zim

Peahat -Maid- If you play Twilight Princess, you'll know what I mean
Bob-omb -Consruction Worker- You get the picture.
Biri -Power Source- On. Off. On. Off.
Skullfish -Food- "It's just skin and bones. Wait..."
Tile worm -Elevator- "I wanted to go to the thind floor, not the stratosphere."
Hinox -Pitcher- Blow up the umpire!
Pols Voice -Ambulance Driver- Imagine listening to that all day... with rabbit ears!
ReDead -Receptionist- "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAt can I do for you? Hey, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt's wrong?
Ganon -King- That's a no brainer

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Post Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:18 pm
HAHHHAAHAA Thats just great....I LOVE THE INVADER ZIM QUOTE....I think its obvious that I'm an IZ fan...


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:22 pm
LOL! That's great!

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Post Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:28 pm
I was actually expecting people to add to the list. If you think of ANYTHING, post it, because there is probably someone out there who will like it. (I personally didn't like the ReDead one.)


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Post Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:42 pm
I have some!
Dodongo: Bomb Disposal Squad Member: "Right. We need to be really careful with this one... easy now..." CHOMP! BOOM!!!
Stalfos- Sumo Wrestler- Speaks for itself.
Navi (not a monster, but...)- Sports Commentator- HEY! He's got the ball! LOOK! at that pass! LISTEN! to the crowd going wild! He'd better WATCH OUT! For that one!

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Post Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:48 pm
LOLZZZZZZZZ i liked the last one

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:11 pm
MoniMoney10 wrote:
LOLZZZZZZZZ i liked the last one


What are the Zs for?


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Post Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:29 pm
Piranha Plant -plumber- they'd have to kick themselves out of their pipe dwellings (not to mention they've had bad experiences with plumbers)
Volvagia -firefighter- Need I say more?

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Post Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 3:45 pm
armogohma wrote:
MoniMoney10 wrote:
LOLZZZZZZZZ i liked the last one


What are the Zs for?


well, my friend just started doing it so i copied her.

the volvagia one was funny!


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Post Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:32 am
I thought of a few more!
Poe- TV presenter- Hello and welcome to *vanishes*
Majora- astronomer- "Hey look, is that a moon..."
Tektite- tightrope walker- DOING!
Re-dead- sprinter- have you seen them walk?!
Big Poe (WW version)- boss- what do you mean that's the end of the fight?!
Armos- surgeon- "OK now, just to suture this wound..." *rumbles uncontrollably*

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:05 pm
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Armos- surgeon- "OK now, just to suture this wound..." *rumbles uncontrollably*


I was looking for a good doctor joke. Good job brainiac01!


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Post Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:32 am
Thanks Armoghoma ;) I'll try to think of some more when I can.

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:13 pm
Gibdo/ReDead - Greeter - HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO *SCREAM* *'HUG'* *SUCK EVERY BIT OF LIFE ENERGY* HAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE a nice day!
Octorok - Umpire - *GET HIT* *DIE*
Goron - Olympic Swimmer - *DIVE* *DROWN*
Vaati - Cleaning Person - YES! FINALLY DONE! (unexpected gusts of wind to leave appear, strewing everything around the room) NO!!!!
kinda lame, but...

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:36 pm
Koume and Kotoke -Cafeteria Workers- Eye of newt casserole
Wolfos -Veterenarian- Cats...


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Post Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 8:40 am
Phantom Ganon- tennis player- "And now to serve: Phantom Ganon." "HURRRRRAGH!!!" *launches giant energy ball of doom*
Wizzrobes- see above. ;)

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