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Post Zelda's yearly security team • Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:59 am
Guard at the gate-im on duty right now... cant let anyone in at least not unless they pay me a sum.

commander-we have the best security team in Hyrule and we are trained experts no one can get past us!!!!

Giant pig walks past the commander caring a large sack.

commander-who goes there?

Ganon-im the garbage man taking out the trash...

Inside the bag- HELP ME!!!!!!

commander-whats that?

Ganon-mice!

commander hits the bag

commander-be quiet in there!!!!!!

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:48 pm
*laughs* Ah yes... the ever so competent guards..

You'd think they'd be fired by now.



Guard: Hey! You there! HALT! ...where do you think you're going?

Ganon: I...uh...I'm the Cucoo delivery boy...

Guard: ok then, go on in...

A few minutes later, Ganon comes walking out of the castle dragging Zelda behind him.

Guard: Hey! Where do you think you're taking the princess?

Ganon: What princess? I don't see any princess...this is a Cucoo.......

Guard: Oh...Okay then! Have a nice day!

Zelda: Hey! You aren't just going to let him take me are you?

Guard: Why wouldn't I let him take a stupid Cucoo?

Zelda: I'm not a Cucoo! i'm Zelda!

Guard: *laughs* Sure you are......

Ganon takes Zelda away.....

Zelda: What the *Navi* is wrong with these guards?!


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Post Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:27 pm
XD
Both of those were hilarious.
Woo.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:42 pm
hahaha...iactually laughed....hahaha...ha

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:34 pm
You win. You really do win. LOL!

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:27 pm
I'll have to come up with something to add to this, but so far these are great keep them up!

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Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 1:00 pm
Brilliance.

Reminds me of a glitch.... but this is the wrong forum.

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Post Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:40 pm
Supreme Dirt wrote:
Brilliance.

Reminds me of a glitch.... but this is the wrong forum.


It's funny cuz its true..... Wow thats funny.

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