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 Things Zelda characters are hiding!!!! 
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Post Things Zelda characters are hiding!!!! • Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 2:52 pm
Princess Zelda: Link thank you for saving Hyrule!!!!

Link: Your welcome do I get a kiss?

Zelda: No!!!

Zelda goes to back room puts on more make-up and says.

Zelda: If Link ever finds out my true complexion I'll never be married!!!
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Link:Let me see here....

Navi: Link Hey Listen!! we're supposed to go to Death mountain!!!

Link: I know that Navi!!! do you think I'm death!!!!

Navi thinks to self "I wonder what Link's saying? The hearing aid I have doesn't help much!!!"

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Post Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:17 pm
How about:

Ganon:Does this armor make me look fat?
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Link:I think I'll quit the hero buisness and get my dream job, A LIBRARIAN!!!!!!
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Zelda:I hope no one knows about my 'I love Ganon' Fan Club.
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Navi(at end of OoT):*sigh* Now that Link saved the world I can go back to THE DARK SIDE!!!!


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Post Posted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:16 pm
Link's thought bubble: *Grabs Navi* DIE!!!! *Smashes Navi into forehead*
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Navi: LINK LISTEN! X23412348907

Link: *grabs Navi* I'll give you one chance. *opens up palm and holds sword to Navi's body* If you Link one more time, I'll kill you. If you shut up. I won't hide you in my hat. Agreed?

Navi: ...................

Link: Grea---

Navi: LINK! LIST---*gets cut in half*

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Post Posted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 9:02 am
How about

Link:Zelda I have always loved you...

Zelda:OH MY!!! LINK CAN TALK!!!!!!!
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Navi:Um, Link I don't think those deku nuts are for eati-
Link:AAHSHGAHSHAAHAHAHAHhAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Navi:Too late.


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Post Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 8:33 pm
Tingle: I wonder if Link will ever figure out that there's a place that that translates maps for free on Windfall...

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:33 am
Link:I quit this tough hero buisness, I'll go be a plumber with Mario.
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Tingle:Hmmm I think it's time to get manlier magic words.
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Ganon:LinkI am your FATHER!!!


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Post Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:00 pm
Saria dyes her hair green.
Rauru is hiding the fact that there's a light bulb over the Triforce.
Ever notice how Impa never opens her mouth? That's because she has huge fangs.
Rauru wants to leave Hyrule and become an F-Zero racecar driver.
You can't see it, but Darunia spits when he talks.


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Post Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:29 pm
Hmmmm.....How about the fact that Malon is really an alien from space and sent her goons to attack Romani's Ranch to kill the competition...


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:48 am
Ganondorf: *sings* Oops! I did it again! I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, Zelda, Zelda.

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:15 pm
Scary....




How about....
Ganon:I'm a Zelda girl in Zelda wooorld!!!


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 9:47 pm
Link: *running*HUFFPUFFHUFFPUFF...
Navi: LINK! LINK! OVER HERE!! LOOK AT WHAT I'....
Link: GAHHHHHHHH I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!! *stuffs navi in hat with a rock and throws it into river* Whew.

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 9:54 am
Link attacks an Octorok

Link:IT's weak now POKEBALL GO!!!

DUN DUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN DUNNNNNNNN

Octorok was caught and sent to your Pc!


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Post Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:02 pm
Navi: Why don't you ask Saria what she know's about the Zora's Sapphire?
Link: Great idea.
Navi: Aren't you going to play Saria's Song?
Link: Nah, all the Kokiri got cell phones from the Deku Tree last year.

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:51 pm
Navi:LINK! Zelda asked you out and you REJECTED her wats up with u?

Link:It's just that I haven't the time with my music videos which occur exactly after my comedy hour and now I have a movie contract which will clash with my sit-com 'Everybody Loves Link'........


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Post Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:37 pm
navi: ok link repeet what i told you to do.

link: so before bead time i am going to halfto save the world from gannon the evil dark prince ok navi.

Navi: and...

link: and get your bread from the store.

navi: and...

link: and what

navi: and

link: and what

navi goes up and down angerly whial link cuts navies wings off kicks him in the lake whial blasts ice arrows on the surface of the water so navi cant resurfice.

Link: and what huh... o thats right the chicken.

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