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 Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say 
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Post Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 10:53 pm
I loved this thread back in the days before the forum deletion incident.

Ganon: Link, I am your father

Zelda: *to Link* You should wear a red thong like that hottie Tingle.


I can kind of imagine hearing this from Skullkid:
Skullkid: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Link: What's a hamster?
Skullkid: ... Iduno

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Post Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:42 am
Link and Zelda have been in a densely covered Underwoods on horse back for hours and no body has said a word until...

Link: some times when i think of Gannon i get a huge....
Zelda: NASTY LINK!
Link: urge to stop his reign of evil! gosh let me finish me sentences silly girl.


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:45 pm
Link was riding Epona around the ranch the whole day when suddenly


Malon: Link I think Epona is tired of u riding here all day :shock:

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Post Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:23 pm
Ganon: I'm too sexy for my robes, too sexy for my swords, I'm sexy it hurts.

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Navi: I'll be quiet now.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 4:03 pm
Tingle: You know what, Mr. Fairy, I'm gonna leave you alone for the rest of the series, never to be heard from again.

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Tingle: I'm not going to over charge you for my services anymore.


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:54 pm
Ganon: These toys are too much for me. I demand that I return them to you.

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:11 pm
Tingle: FREE SERVICE WHENEVER YOU RESCUE ME! But you better act fast, my sentence is almost up! SO COME DOWN AND RESCUE ME TODAY!!!!!!! That's right my 100% accurate map service completely FREE of charge!

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 7:46 am
Link-i give up *stagers to floor in front of ganon*
Ganon-muhahahahahahah* grabs his ugly sword* die die die<><><
zelda-noooooooooooooo.........*thinks in head* yes now i can go out with talon.....

link-that was totally uncalled for......*dies*

that sucked....

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 4:48 am
Ruto-Link when we get married we'll have lots of little children!!!!

Link-will they also have four eyes...

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 1:37 pm
Link: Ha ha ha ha! Now that I have befriended the King and the Princess, I can take over this land of Hyrule! *Maniacal laughter*

Ganondorf: NO! I will protect this fair kingdom with my life!


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I got nothing.

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Ganondorf: "Bwahaha"
Link: "Let's a go"

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 3:42 pm
Ganondorf: I feel pretty, Oh so pretty!

Zelda: Liiiiinnnk!
Ganon: *arm in front of Zelda* Don't you dare lay a finger on my mama, you bad Hylian!

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