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 Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say 
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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 12:23 pm
Hand from MM: I shouldn't have bought a house in a toilet.....it cost me an arm and a leg.....and the other leg....and torso.......and a head.....


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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:52 pm
*Link defeats an enemy* Owned, n00b lawl lawl lawl


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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 9:25 am
TP Epona scene:

Ilia: Dosen't the sound of the wistle make you happy?

Link: That's what she said!


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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:05 am
Link: let me fix that pot I just broke for you. No charge

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:20 am
Link: Well, if the speed velocity of the swallow were fast enough to hit Gannon, maybe I'll get lucky and it'll drop the coconut. . .

Zelda: Thou shalst not hold the holy handgrenade for more than three seconds. Not four, nor two.

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:20 am
Link: Well, if the speed velocity of the swallow were fast enough to hit Gannon, maybe I'll get lucky and it'll drop the coconut. . .

Zelda: Thou shalst not hold the holy handgrenade for more than three seconds. Not four, nor two.

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 2:16 am
*Link and Zelda just made it out of the crumbling remains of Ganon's Castle. Link turns around to look at the carnage*

Link: Son of a b--

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2010 9:30 am
Link: Is it alright if I break that pot?

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:38 pm
Zelda: You know Link...I've been thinking long and hard about...

Link: -Interrupts- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Zelda: I KNOW RIGHT!! HAHAHAHA!!...But seriously, grow up.

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:56 pm
*from CollegeHumor video*

Zelda: "When Link really gets on my nerves, I get kidnapped on Purpose."
Peach: "NO!"
Zelda: "Yes, I just go for a walk and head straight to the dark world."

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:25 pm
Link: Probrerm! You got probrerm!?

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:32 pm
Link: Sometimes Zelda is so annoying, I decide not to save her.
Link: Is it OK if I open that treasure chest

*Link kills a monster and attends its funeral*
Monster: We have not known him for long, but he died fighting Link. Although Link didn't get hurt while fighting him.
Link: I'd like to say a few words. You guys are all suckers.
*Ganon appears, but Link doesn't have the Master Sword yet.*
Link: F-

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:41 pm
Zelda: Link, don't rescue me, it's a trap! Heh, I just quoted Space Battles Pew Pew Pew!

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:22 pm
Here's a good one.

Zelda: Link, you are so hot.
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Link: Zelda, you are so hot.

I don't know what made me think of that.

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Post Re: Things Zelda Characters Would Never Say • Posted: Sun May 08, 2011 10:38 pm
Ganon: You know what, my evil minions? I think I'll just poison the boy's milk. It's underhanded, and there's no showmanship, I know. It's just......I think in the long run that would actually be a better idea. Or maybe just.....not have doors that lead to my chamber..... that might stop him......also fill in the cracked walls....maybe make a few more death traps.....You know what? Let's just renovate the whole damn castle!


Link walk up to castle. Sign reads "Renovating. Will be back whenever".



Link:...........

Navi: So....do we come back later or.....uh....


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