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Hylian Squire

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:00 pm
Lock him in a closet with the first fifth grade teacher I had (I switched out of her class because she was so evil, she didn't care that I was so scared of her that I shook in class)

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Post Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:57 pm
Walk up to him as adult Link and flash the tri-force on your hand in his face.


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Post Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:46 pm
1. send him a message on his phone from his doctor telling him his pregnancy test is in.
2. have a florist drop off flowers and a birthday card every day except his birthday
3. lock him in a confined space with Tingle, all his brothers, and a bowl of fake fruit. :wink:


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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:29 am
1. Tell him that Trident of his might as well be a stick of gum for all its worth.
2. Tell him that Pyramids went out of style 5000 years ago after beating him in the Pyramid of Power just to rub it in.
3. Say that you can't wait for Easter hoping that you'll eat the ham of his brother.

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:51 pm
(OoT) Tape you killing him in the boss battle and force him to watch it over and over again pointing out how he got his *navi* kicked.

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:58 pm
Steal the triforce of power, then sic Valoo on him. (He's probably still mad about Ghoma)

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:44 pm
Fatten him up and torment him by eating constant pork sausages.

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:02 pm
Steal the Triforce and wish that every time he said the word 'the' that he would have to eat one of his fire keese.

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:01 pm
I was surprised to find this thread revived, but I think it was a necessary revival.

Force him to watch Disney Channel sitcoms 24/7.
Force him to play Superman 64.

Me: The DNA results of Zelda's pregnancy test are in.
Ganondorf: And? *looking hopeful*
Me: Link's the daddy!

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Post Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:54 pm
Force him to play through the CD-I games and force him to buy me a PS3 and Wii and make him watch me play.

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:32 am
Sing 'This little piggy' thing and use his name in place of each little piggy and change the phase so that they all have to do with his face.

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:04 am
Record you killing him in the original tLoZ with just 3 sword swings and a silver arrow, then play it back in slow motion at the point where he explodes into a cloud of dust.

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:56 am
Constantly inform of all of his utter defeats and show him the sword that did it. While using "Hey do remember the time..."

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:31 pm
Give him two choices
Shot by a Silver Arrow
Shot by a Light Arrow
And do the Jeopardy theme song.

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:41 pm
Lock him in a room with my school's guidance counselor.

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