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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:26 am
I know that gorons arent monsters but....

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 11:15 am
Stalfos - sumo wrestler
Volvagia - social worker

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:04 pm
Wolfos-Baby sitter
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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 1:23 pm
Spirit Temple Bosses - Prostitutes - Gross.

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:19 pm
Please, HMS, for the sake of younger ppl don't talk about that here...there are ppl under sixteen!

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Ganondorf-Ruler of Any Country, City, Town, farm, ect.

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 2:27 pm
(like me!)

Ganondorf-Cleaning out a store-He'd find something good about it so he can try to take it over
Poe-funeral giver(whatever they are called)
Vaati-Raking leaves

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:13 pm
^Yes, Vaati would have a problem with that...blow them all alway...

Ganondorf-Any Job: he'd somehow take over the company and thus the world.
Wolfos-cat sitter-it would eat them all
Poe-Teacher at Elementry School Level-would scare all the little kids...

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Majora-Anything-Would light on fire, whip, deafen with his scream and freak people out

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:59 pm
Rito-Diver-just wouldn't work that well...
Goran-fisherman-would most likely be to afraid to get near enough to the boat because of fear of it sinking.
Stalwolves (or whatever those skeleton-wolves are called)-watch-dog-would break apart easily...

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Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:05 pm
(the funny thing is that in all previous games Gorons are afraid of water and never go in it, but TP has them in the springs with a kid underwater!)
-Agahnim-magician-he isn't much of a wizard in the first place
-Fire Keese-minding the forest temple

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Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:21 am
(Yeah, I found that so weird...but that left me goin, "Ummm, when did Gorons NOT fear water!?!")

Redead-professional cheerleader (like for...the cowboys, I think)-reason, can't speak and any sound that comes out of their mouths would scare everyone..., except maybe the football players.
Zora-Working With Chemicals-some chemicals that burn us bad would fry them...to risky.

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Zora-archeologist in the desert-...
Chuchu-racecar driver-...

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Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:18 am
Chu-Chu-anything...just couldn't do it, really.
Redead-Window Washer-It's screams would break the glass.
Zant-Insanity Clinic Worker-would make everyone more insane than they are. :)

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Ook the Monkey King-Spokesman of the improper exposure of body parts
Gibdo-Toilet Paper spokesman
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Post Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:20 am
Blue or Yellow ChuChu - electrician - BZZZT!

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