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 Ways to annoy Ganon 
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Post Ways to annoy Ganon • Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:02 pm
Doesn't matter from which Zelda game.

(TWW) 1. Use his belly as a trampoline

(OoT) 2. "Ganny, your mothers told you to clean the Spirit Temple from top to bottom!"

(any) 3. Send him a Valentine signed by Link

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Post Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:14 pm
(any) Whisper his name and when he looks say, "What, i didn't say anything... are you crazy?" over and over again!


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Post Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 7:15 pm
lmfao Kojinka, 3 is hilarious.

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:44 pm
That has to terrible for ganon he needs to get surgery to loose that much weight :shock:







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Post Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 12:17 am
(OoT or TWW) Me: What did you have for lunch?
Ganondorf: 10 Cheesy bean and cucco burritos.
Me: Stay away from open flames, dude.

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:13 pm
lol thats a good one

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 9:44 pm
Poke him in the stomach and laugh, saying, " Ha, you obviously didnt call 1-800-Jenny-Craig!!"

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:03 pm
Larien Anarion wrote:
Poke him in the stomach and laugh, saying, " Ha, you obviously didn't call 1-800-Jenny-Craig!!"
*WHAT?*

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(in any game) Walk up to him and ask if he hates you. If he says yes the hold up a WENDYS Bacon Mushroom Melt and ask "How 'bout now?" :lol:

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 10:08 pm
(any) Ohhhhhh Jinglebells Ganon smells Vaati laid an egg! nananananaaaa... Majora took ballet, Hey!

(any) Sing the Barney I love you, you love me. We're a happy family.

(any) Sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob Squarepants.

(TWW) Tell him the truth, that those robes make him look fat.

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Post Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:44 pm
Shouldn't it be Medli laid an egg?
Majora took ballet is funny. :lol:


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:15 am
I was only using villains in that parody.

(any) "HEY!! LISTEN!!" (repeat a million times)
(any) Pay Tingle to do a happy dance infront of him.
(OoT) "Ganny, your fly's undone"
(TWW) "Aaaaggghh! The moon is gonna fall on Termina again!"

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:14 pm
The moon falling? Why in the Wind Waker?


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:33 pm
Maybe he's just assuming that TWW is after MM...

Anyway:

1. Steal his organ.
2. Sic Tingle on him.
3. Steal his Triforce of Power, tie him up, and taunt him with it.

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:51 pm
Sick Peach on him, she'll slap his face 100000000 times so it's all red when she's done


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:38 pm
Why not pay 100 ladies to go to his castle and ask if Link is home....


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