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Post Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 3:49 pm
Get stupid answers.

Rules are simple.

Give a stupid answer to the last post ant ask a stupid question.

I'll start.

Hey, Spidey, how do we shot web?

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Post Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 4:37 pm
You grab a spider and squeeze.

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Post Posted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:33 pm
Smell purple flowers.

Does burger king have waffles?

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Post Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 6:21 pm
No cause they'd run out of elephants.

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Post Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:48 pm
because he's pimp like that.




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Post Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:24 pm
because of the sign at the top of this forum.

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Post Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:22 pm
Oh, man. There's one of these at the Fungi Forums.

I cannot answer that question.

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Post Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 4:26 am
Cause he made noodeles in bed.

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Post Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 1:42 pm
Because superman wears spandex.

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Post Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 2:30 pm
Cause they'd get honey in their legs....

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Post Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 7:27 pm
cause link got to that stone thingy first!


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Post Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:26 am
So they don't need to run the marathon.

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Post Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:20 am
I am ZORG!!!!!

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Post Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:46 pm
Hotcakes for sale at IHOP!


why did the groom stuff the brides face full of cake?

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Post Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 2:33 pm
He wants to lick it off when they kiss.

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