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 Ongoing Zelda Story 
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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:08 am
Chapter 2: The Arrival of the...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 2:51 pm
munchkins! However, this time the munchkins were angry and...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:16 pm
...Shot the good witch of the north, and took her remains to...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:49 am
The Bad witch graveyard to the south, this infuriated the sloths to the east but they couldn't be bothered to do anything unlike the lemures to the west who . . .

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:18 pm
Were jacked on tim hortens's bean water, the sloths drank starbucks. This caused them to....

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:11 am
Spontaneously combust in spanish and teleport to india where they called . . .

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:46 am
Arnold swarznegger on a banana phone. Ring ring ring ring, BANANA PHONE. Unfortunatly, this phone was ....

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:36 pm
Laced with peanut butter! fortunately however Arnold was not allergic to peanuts alhough unfortunately he really liked peanut butter so he ate the banana phone which had a NUCLEAR BOMB in it and as a result Arnold . . .

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:00 pm
Became Terminator! THE POOR STATE OF CALIFORNIA! OHZ NOZ!
California began to crumble, and the terminators rampage was only stopped when out of the blue came....

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:19 pm
Anakin skywalker, weilding a purple lightsaber! OH THE AWESOMNESSSSS!!! With awesome lightsaber in hand, anakin set out on his dangerous quest while accomponied by......

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 12:01 pm
George Lucas, who continued to make up random *navi* to add to the Space Battles Pew Pew Pew canon that didn't make any sense. As we was creating a particularly ridiculous explanation for the force, he was struck in the head by...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:44 pm
An exceptionaly angry darth vader, who was *navied* about all the...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:54 am
Rotten fruit being supplied to the kitchens on the Death Star.
"What does a Sith Lord have to do to get fresh produce these days?" Vader said as he threatened George Lucas with...

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Post Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:20 pm
A jack'o'lantern made of pickles. After smashing him repeatedly in the head with it, Space Battles Pew Pew Pew fans everywhere...

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