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Doctorzzim
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:24 am
They were all destroyed by a Korean nuclear missile launched by George Bush, now the dictator of Korea, stating that the only way to save them was by means of replacing all their bones with metallic goo and their eyes with a robotic laser shooting version and uploading their brains through a virtual system stored in a Japanese database in a secret underground base of Tokyo, thus beginning the war of...
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:44 am
Pretty freaking awesome, and thus as the legends told the war of pretty freaking awesome did last for one million years whence at its grand conclusion the only survivor was Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater, who then . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Doctorzzim
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:49 am
Decided to go on a brest cancer campaign to help women in need of this terrible disease in order to redeem himself for all the bad crimes he did to little children in the past, whom one of them happened to be...
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:57 am
Lady Sir. GaGa who while in aninsane rampage had chopped off one of Mr. Rogers arms which cause him to . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Doctorzzim
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:59 am
Committ suicide with the other arm as an innocent bystander with an ice cream cone stared upon, and then Lady Sir. Gaga made a new song about...
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:08 am
fluffy stuff and kittens and horses and puppies and duckings and bunnies and putting them all into a massive blender and making a bloody fluffy smoothie which tastes like brains, needless to say it was very popular with 12 year old zombie girls and gay cyborgs which so happened to be marching on Belgium at that very moment to . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Doctorzzim
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:20 am
Meet Tom Dickson! Will it blend? That is the question! Doo doo doo doo dooooooo...doo doo doo doo doo dooooo!!! OH MY GOD IT'S A-
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:58 am
Giant Airship shaped like an eggplant! Everyone was shocked and freaked out by this developement and mor than a few wet themselves, after spending several months gazing at it's sudden and aubergenic beauty everyone when about their usual business . . . which was to destroy everything! so . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Joss Silver
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:19 am
The giant eggplant's inhabitants, the.....
_________________ ‘You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.’ -Wash “Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!” "...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 2:53 pm
Aubergurs, left the Eggplant and boarded an Aubergine which was standing right next to it so they could . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Joss Silver
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 3:20 pm
destroy the human race using only pickles, a dozen gallons of beach sand, and 12 drunk ewoks. This plan was...
_________________ ‘You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.’ -Wash “Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!” "...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.
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Zetsuyout
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:29 am
To feed to ewoks the sand and drop them out of the aubergine using the pickles as parachutes onto the sydney opera house where they would spontaneously combust causing . . .
_________________ "The man that cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot." - Andre Breton
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Joss Silver
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:39 pm
A MASSIVE explosion that would, theoretically, cause the...
_________________ ‘You don't need to treat me like that. I'm not crazy, okay? I'm totally and completely sane. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go blow up this dead body.’ -Wash “Your toast has been burned, and no amount of scraping will remove the black stuff!” "...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.
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Zeldaeinstein
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:54 am
After deliberation, the staff has decided to move this topic to the Randomly Random Board.
Reason: Obvious Observation
_________________  It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. -Carl Sagan
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Deku Lord
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 Re: Ongoing Zelda Story • Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:57 am
...carry on.
_________________ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~Samuel Clemens
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