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Post Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:07 pm
Okay, so this is a fairly common forum game, known as corrupt a wish. It's one of my favourites and I was surprised to not find it on the site. Basically, you make a wish and someone destroys, or corrupts, it. In example: "I wish I had a horse". The next person would say something like: "Fine, but the horse is rabid and bites you. I wish ....." Do you get it? Here, I'll start:

"I wish I had a nintendo wii."



Go wild.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:45 pm
Nope. They're all sold out of wii's!

I wish doughnuts were good for you.


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:55 am
Granted but they now taste like earwax.

I wish that Pocky would become free and mass produced everywhere.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:18 pm
Granted, but now they are made of people.

I wish Vanille from FF13 would just drop dead.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:06 am
He did, but that was the result of the FF series not existing in the first place.

I wish I had a horse! :D


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:17 am
Granted but horse is Aussie colloquial for giant crocodile that eats people 'n' stuff and that's what you get. (True story!)

I wish that Zim would wish for something cooler, there are giant crocodiles everywhere.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:53 am
Granted but he wishes that everything super extra awesome will only happen to him and that your future wife will totally go to him instead. UNCOOL for you D:. I'm rusty, haven't done this in a while: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1477&start=0

I totally wish the original topic would have stuck around longer :P

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:53 am
I'd grant it, but the fear of what could happen overwhelms me. If ya want to merge, be my guess. (somewhat sarcasm...hmmmm)

Wishes that her computer would stop acting up.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:05 pm
Fine, but it blows up. Problem solved!

I wish my math teacher would go jump in a lake.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:27 pm
Granted but he has no problems whatsoever.

I wish people liked math more.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:33 pm
He/she did, but they had a really fun time swimming because they were on vacation D:

I wish the next poster would not corrupt my wish =[

EDIT: Gosh dang it BL.

Granted, but now math RULES THE WORLD!!!

I wish the next poster would not corrupt my wish =[


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:21 pm
Granted but you can't play this game any more . . . wait.

I wish that abingdon boys school comes to Australia.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:05 pm
Granted, but they all turn into kangaroos.


I wish the worlds currency was based on llamas.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:30 pm
Granted, but you are now poor due to having 0 llamas

I wish I had made a wish the first time


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:16 pm
granted but
[ERROR]

I wish Zzim would pay attention to what he was posting.

(note that at the time of this post Zim has made no wish.

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