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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun May 29, 2011 1:18 pm
Done. Your friend is so fast she rips through the time-space continuum, and ends up in the Ragnarok.



I wish for happy pants.


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 7:22 am
Granted, but your shirt is emo. All the time. FOREVER.

I wish I could go all Fahrenheit 451 on the Twilight Series. (Burn)

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon May 30, 2011 8:33 pm
Granted. You wasted your wish to simply light a book on fire.



I wish for a mythical dragon to ravage the Earth killing everything and anything.


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 7:38 pm
Granted, but in the end, the great hero defeated the dragon before it could complete its mission.

I wish for a thousand bucks.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:33 pm
Granted. You get 1000 young male deer.


I wish for sandpaper.


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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:57 am
Granted. You now have paper made out of sand. It is totally useless as the wind can blow it away.

I wish there was a flying elephant at Chuck E Cheese's.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:38 pm
Fine the flying elephant lands on you hahahhahah :twisted: chuck e cheese explodes because of it.

I wish for hot babes and ice cream!

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 6:42 pm
The babes melt the ice cream with their hotness, then spontaneously combust.

I wish for a real lightsaber!

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:15 pm
Obi wan throws his lighsaber to you, but it lands in your stomach and explodes :onfire:

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:46 pm
(Kid, you forgot a wish.)

Destruction involving lightsabers? Done. Now you're missing limbs from the lightsaber rain.

I wish I had a pizza. Right now.

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Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Pyro Geno.
"He came back from above. To set. Things. On. FIRE."
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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:04 pm
*A pizza made of stone hits you in the head.*

I wish for a perfect evil laugh.

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 8:48 pm
you laugh so much you can't breathe and die

I wish for a laser cannon and a lemonade

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:15 am
Done. The laser cannon is broken and its warranty is expired. The lemonade does not have sugar.

I wish for it to be 11AM already. (It's 11:14 PM right now.)

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Pyro Geno.
"He came back from above. To set. Things. On. FIRE."
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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:01 pm
Granted but it's eleven AM when you were only 2 days old

I wish for candy lots of candy

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Post Re: Corrupt a wish. • Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:14 pm
Granted, but it's all made of plastic. SPARKLY plastic.

I wish for a very large iced bean water.

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