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Post The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 10:49 am
Here's a forum game called the random war. I learned this on Shur'tugal's Inheritance Forum. Basically... well, here are the rules from inheritance forums. I DID copy and paste. Shoot me.

The rules:

No actual weapons, either conventional or unconventional, from any era, are allowed. Neither are superpowers. Objects, whether everyday, rare, or downright strange, can be used in any way you want. Your imagination is the only limit to your fighting.

Alliances are legal, but don't gang up on the new guys. Be strategic, try and attract more people to your team.

No invincibility or invincible weapons.

It is impossible and illegal to kill or permanently incapacitate any user. Ridiculously long incapacitations are also null. If you are killed or seriously maimed, you regenerate.

Profanity/explicit content is not allowed. This topic is meant to be user-friendly to all comers. Anyone who consistently goes against this rule will be reported.

Any and all loopholes anyone finds in these rules will be clamped down upon.

Your posts must contain something constructive (that is to say, something which applies to and participates in the actual war that makes up this thread) within them. You may respond to or add non-war things in your posts as is needed, but it must be in concordance with the Random War.

FIRST AMENDMENT
Explanations must be made as to how you get past traps set for opposing users. You cannot just say *infiltrates (or gets past) [whatever]*

SECOND AMENDMENT
Creating armies (of the dead, zombies, dragons, etc.) is illegal. This topic is for you, and you alone (or your team), to use creative ways of fighting with objects both obscure and everyday. Bringing up armies is an unimaginative and overly simplistic way of accomplishing your aims. This topic is meant to be fun, not domineering.

THIRD AMENDMENT
Please read and reply accordingly to whatever posts have been made since your last visit. If you are the NU (NOU), then act accordingly to whatever was done. Also, check after you've posted to make sure no one posted while you were typing. If you consistently ignore posts, whether intentionally or accidentally, you wil be ignored whenever you ignore others








So yeah. play by the rules kiddies. The copy and pasting ends here.

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:28 pm
So, the battlefield is in an abandoned prison, it is raining. I see that no one is here, therefore I take control of the prison as my base. I send a radio signal to anybody nearby who wants to join my guild. "Bring the rubber ducks".

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 1:35 pm
My group/alliance is "the gumdrop ninjas". If you join, you are a ninja!

*throws a porcupine at NOU. (Next Opposing User)*

use ** for actions, it makes everything clearer.

eg. ^ see above.

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 2:57 pm
*Builds a wall of rubber duckies, and the porcupine is blocked by the wall*

*Reinforces more duckies via catalog*

*Sets a "For Dummies" book ablaze and throws it at NOU*

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 3:31 pm
Ahhh, the suffering!!!

*throws a dollhouse at NOU*

*Hurls a truckload of dictionaries at the rubber ducky wall.*

*dictionaries collapse wall*

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"...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.


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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:05 pm
*Uses a chainsaw to chop the dollhouse, and picks up the remaining shards and shoots them via G.I. Joe slippers*

*Recieves new shipment of rubber duckies, and puts a laser shooter on each one's head, and catapults them at NOU*

*Picks up the dictonaries and reads, gaining 1 Knowledge point*

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:19 pm
ummmm.......ouch?


*Makes a super-cool-awesome fort out of pillows*

*Throws video cassettes at NOU*

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:28 am
My alliance is "The flaming eye balls of ultimate doom!!" *eyeballs spark up like describe in alliance name*

*runs through war zone like a red indian*

*Doges video cassette with my ninja skills*

*Throws peg leg at NOU (because I am also a pirate, and ninjas and pirates agree, cowboys suck... therefore you must all be cowboys :lol: )*

*Builds fort of pencils*

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 4:54 pm
Dude, I'm a ninja! Jeez....

*intercepts peg leg with a drawer full of socks*

*Throws socks @ NOU*

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"...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.


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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:07 pm
*Makes a diving-roll to dodge socks*
Muahaha!!
*Swings toaster around head like a sling and hurls it at NOU*


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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:32 pm
*Ducks behind a convieniently located tree which then bursts into flames*
AHHHHH!
*Catapults several tonnes of broken lightbulbs at the NOU*

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"...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.


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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:48 am
*protects self with giant lampshade and throws it at NOU*


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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:34 am
*Grabs giant lampshade and throws it at next NOU*

*Orders more duckies*

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Post Re: The Random War. • Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 10:06 am
*intercepts lamp shade w/ rupeelord's new shipment of duckies*

*Drowns rupeelord in orange wake-up juice*

*Drops 8000000000 dictionaries on NOU*

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"...It's not going so well. I lit myself on fire." -Caboose.


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