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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 12:18 am
Dear "Illegal" Hero,

Your title is a joke and a paradox.

Your Ruler,
Lord Vaati

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 3:58 pm
Dear Vaati
I'm actually ruling and you would see that if you took a moment to turn around and find me on your throne. 8D

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:34 pm
Dear Ganondorf,

If you were the one who placed a curse on the Great Deku Tree, then why leave the Kokiri, who have a training area and could thus develop skills to help the tree to some extent, alone?

Sincerely,
Plot Analyzer

P.S. You are the worst negotiator.

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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:00 pm
Dear Kojiro
You are the best cucoo to ever live

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:46 pm
Dear Tingle,
Why do you make me cry so?
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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:41 pm
Dear Midna,

WHY U NO STAY?

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 9:26 pm
Dear Ghirahim,
Why is your tongue so long?
Sincerely,
A Very Disturbed Bystander

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:21 pm
Dear Zelda,

Pushing your best friend off Skyloft so happily is a sign of being a sociopath and you should seek professional help.

Sincerely,
Surface Dweller

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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 11:23 pm
Dear Deku Tree,
If you were going to die anyway, why would you send a young child into yourself to try and prevent the inevitable?
-"random" Kokirin.

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:35 am
Dear Hero of Winds,

Orb.

Sincerely,
AGDQ2019

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Pyro Geno.
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