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Post Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:06 pm
Inspired by dearblankpleaseblank.com

Okay, no idea how long this will go on for, but the game here is simple and self-explanatory but I'm going into it anyway. In your post write a quick one-sentence (two is also allowed, just make short) letter to any Zelda character. Even an enemy like a Keese is possible. You can even have the letter be sent from one character to another if you want.

Examples:
Quote:
Dear Link,

Please speak up when someone wants to send you on a fetch quest.

Sincerely,
Speedrunner

Quote:
Dear Speedrunner,

Getting that heart piece was worth it.

Sincerely,
Link the Determinator


Yadda, yadda, you get the deal.

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"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:08 am
Let's see.



Dear Link,

Please stop playing with burning sticks inside a tree.

Sincerely,
The Great Deku Tree


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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:42 am
Dear King of Hyrule,

Why does the door behind your chair lead into a sewer infested with disease-carrying rats?

Sincerely,
Concerned Escort

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Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
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This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:44 am
Dear Ricky, Moosh and Dimitri

Please appear in more games.

Love,
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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:56 am
Dear Vaati,

That's not how you pick up a woman.

Sincerely,
Random Bystander Who Frequents a Milk Bar

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 5:14 am
Dear Ganon,

Please stop trying to kidnap me, Link always beats you in the end,

Love,
Zelda xoxo.

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:23 am
Dear Link,

After killing a human being in some incarnations without having a mental breakdown, I think you need to see a psychiatrist.

Sincerely,
Concerned Historian

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:29 am
Dear Link,

For the love of Farore put some bloody pants on. Didn't the Kokiri teach you right?


Sincerely,
Your dead mother.

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:07 am
Dear Fishing Hut Guy,

Yes I took your hat, and no I'm not giving it back.

Signed,
Lure Rule Breaker

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Pyro Geno.
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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:24 pm
Dear Tingle,

If you're really a fairy, you wouldn't charge so much for deciphering 8 charts, because fairies are nice and just give you things for singing them songs or opening their doors.

Sincerely,
Link

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:25 pm
Dear Old Man hiding under the Bush,

If you didn't want me to destroy your door, maybe you shouldn't make the bush your door--and no, I will NOT pay for the damages.

Sincerely,
The Great Ahtnamas

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:09 am
Dear Sakon,

Sorry for blowing you up, but then again you shouldn't be stealing from little old ladies in the middle of the night.


Sincerely,
Link

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 5:16 pm
Dear Mrs. Marie,

Why are there ReDead residing under the house you gave me?

Sincerely,
Link

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:40 pm
Dear Red Link

You better not have eaten cojjiro!


(not so)sincerely Purple Link

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Post Re: Write a one-sentence letter to a Zelda character • Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 2:49 pm
Dear Tingle,

Your continued efforts in collecting the priceless Force Gems has endangered Hyrule on more than one occasion thus far, and I hope to the goddesses that you never interfere with such important tasks (i.e. saving Hyrule) ever again.

Sincerely,
Vio

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"May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce."
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* * *
Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
* * *
This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

* * *
Pyro Geno.
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