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 You know you've been playing too much Legend of Zelda when.. 
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Post You know you've been playing too much Legend of Zelda when.. • Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:15 pm
1. You are short on cash so you search the bushes and flowerpots for money.
2. Your pet parrot only knows how to say four things: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! WATCH OUT!
3. Your favorite drink? milk.
4. You named your horse Epona, and hit her with a carrot to make her run faster.
5. You are terrified of pigs.
6. A fish wants to marry you.
7. You don't wear pants.


I can't think of any others right now...

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Post Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 5:05 am
You are convinced if you stay in a forest all your life you'll be young forever.

you test every tree you climb to see if it talks.

you laugh in an evil way everytime you devour your pork meals.

you think you can float in the air if you where shoes with wings tapes on.


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Post Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:47 pm
-You become obsessed with fairies (Tingle)

-When you see Trident gum you never open it just in case fire bats come out...that is not really funny

-On your checks you put the amount in rupees

-You try to pay for things using decorative (fake) jewels

-Bash an octupus when you see one so it doesn't spit rocks at you

-Think that jell-o can be made into miraculous remedies

-Try to stuff anything you find in a bottle for later

-Knock down a beehive hoping to find a golden bee

-Smash peoples pots just for the fun of it

-Climb vines that go on the side of your house hoping that you won't get caught

-Pick up a rooster and throw it off a cliff (Gerudo Valley)

-Are scared to even touch a rooster just in case dozens of them fly from thing air and start pecking you to death

-Look for an island with a giant egg on it when on a cruise

-Digg up everyone's back yard in search of treasure leaving and coming back expected the holes to have disappeared

-Play an insturment and wait for a bird to whisk you away

-Scream out Skulltula everytime you see a spider

-When you smush a spider and are disappointed because it didn't leave a token

-Dress as Link for Halloween.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:07 pm
-You expect your boomarang will grab far away items for you.

-You shoot arrows at the Sun hoping they will catch fire and they will not burn out when in your inventory/tunic.

-You think you can stay up for three nights straight unless your grandmother tells you a story.

-You are in a eternal search to find clumps of grass that seem to quickly crawl away when attacked.

-You think if you jump off a high place you can just roll to avoid damage.

-You think no one will care if you enter their houses and take anything you can hide in your shirt.

-You think saving the world is a good excuse to skip school.

-You always bring matches and a music box whenever you visit the mummy section of a museum.

-You think if you sprinkle powder on owl statues they will talk to you.

-You think it's a smart idea to wear steel toe boots when you go swimming.

-you get nervous whenever you enter a tribal mask store.
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Post Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:16 pm
-You go around planting beans hoping they will grow into magical leaves
-You think collecting scales will help you hold your breath longer
-You play the song of storms and wait for it to rain
-You run through an old forest in search of a sword in a stone
-You charge into trees hoping to get some rupees
-You drink your grandmother's soup and punch things to see if you got stronger.

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:10 pm
~You look at walls through a magnifying glass to see if they aren't real
~ You are willing to spend all your money to have your maps translated.
~ When you feel sick you search for fairy fountains
~ Tou think that by playing songs you can warp to new places.
~ You howl at large rocks hoping that a golden wolf will appear and teach you something new.


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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:02 am
...you dye your hair pink/purple, make it look messy, and put on an impossible hat.
...you try to open locked doors without putting your key in the keyhole.
...you are optimistic than an imp will rescue you when you get thrown in prison.
...you get to the deepest part of a crypt, beat the "boss", and search for a portal that will warp you out of there.
...you think you can jump off a cliff, roll, and be fine afterwards.
...you get hurt by jumping off that same cliff instead, and swallow a heart-shaped greetings card, thinking it'll make you feel better.
...you swallow the most disgusting things without a second thought, just because the player told you to.
...you attack any Arabs with red hair that you see, exclaiming that "they'll never get your Triforce" the whole time.

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:36 pm
-You go around with a slingshot trying to kill things with it.
-You set vines on fire with a lantern and are suprised that the whole thing sets on fire
-You put wheels on a bomb and think you can control it without some kind of device.
-You buy maps hoping to see the location of treasure on it.
-You buy maps hoping to see them glow on their own where important stuff is
-Everytime you get hurt you scream when you see blood because Link never bleeds

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:38 pm
You not afraid of falling into bottomless pits or lava, being electrocuted, swallowed, blow up, or lit on fire, etc. They don't hurt THAT much.
You catch fireflies in jars hoping they'll bring you back to life.
You can walk on lava, but you can't walk through fire.

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:52 pm
-You feed pears to seagulls hoping you can control them in that funky way
-You put on some bracelets believing that you can lift amazing things
-You kill a monster and wait for it to blow up

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:06 pm
- You do the "you got an item" music when you get something
- You can hum the tune of Eponas song just like Malon and when you do, you sway like her to.
- You sing to horses and try to get them close to you.
- You name your first child Princess Zelda
- You hit a chicken four or five times and hope it will attack you
- You call your rival 'Ganon'

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Post Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 3:42 pm
-You cut up grass hoping to find priceless gems
-collect sea shells hoping something special will happen
-Put on some bunny ears hoping to run faster
-Use a mirror and shine it to another thinking it will charge and melt a block.

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:41 pm
- Run away from statues in fear they will Attack you
- Collect a bunch of bags and say there bomb bags
- Run around with a black cape on your feet that looks like a person and say its Midna
- Have a plastic fairy you keep on your shoulder and claim shes your guide
- Say you will never grow up cause your a Kokiri child.

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:45 pm
-You put on a red cape and think you will be invisible
-Stay away from fans thinking that they will blow you away
-You stay away from cemetaries just in case a mummy pops out of the ground and screams at you

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Post Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:40 pm
- You actually own an Ocarina and can play every song from every Zelda game known
- You call yourself Link.
- You swear you have an inner voice that sounds like Navis voice and it constantly tells you what to do.
- You drink milk and say its from the Lon Lon ranch
- You call your friends "Saria", "Zelda", "Midna", etc
- You get the triforce tattoed/ drawn on your hand and say your the hero of time
- You put a sword in a rock that has the triforce drawn on the front, pull the sword out, and play the Zelda theme in the background.

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