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 Characters protest when they aren't allowed to sleep 
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Post Characters protest when they aren't allowed to sleep • Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:04 pm
"Characters protest when they aren't given sleeping hours"

We see it all the time in Zelda. By day, a character sits out in public, by night, they sit awake in their home. The question is, when do these
characters get sleeping hours? The answer is, they don't. This has become a topic of much complaint among the Zelda cast recently. The issue
escalated to it's peak yesterday at 3:37pm when the characters from Zelda all went on a cooperative strike by setting up napping mats all
over the Japanese Nintendo head quarter's lawn space.

"I sit on the steps during the day, but then I'm stuck watching the stars at night. Then they get onto me for falling asleep on set, but
what do they expect when they work us this hard?! Seriously, I want sleep."

That was "emotional kid" on his role in "The Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker".

"I'm tired of that *Naving* cave! I need a break!"

Said Old Man about his time on the set of the original Zelda. Nintendo did put up fierce arguments, but to no avail.

"Well, what do you want from us? The town can't be completely deserted at night!"

Said an unnamed Nintendo representative,
but, alas, Nintendo finally caved at 8:49pm last night. All towns in the Zelda series had been deserted for exactly five hours and twelve
minutes when Nintendo announced they will be going on the "shift" schedule from now on, having a night cast and a day cast, so that no person will
have to be on the job more than twelve hours straight. Nintendo would also like to mention that they're holding auditions for an alternative
cast over the next two weeks. Zelda look-alikes from all over the Nintendo world are now coming out to play their part in supporting everyone's
favorite video game series.

"I don't know how they think they're goin to pull this off. I mean, where to they plan on finding identical identical twins?!"

Commented Rose Sister one when they heard the news. Nonetheless, Nintendo is attempting to make this transition as smooth as possible, and,
with the vast resources at their disposal, it more than likely will be. Coming to you from the Japan's Nintendo headquarters, this is Charles
Browning, and we're out. . .

Whew, this is so *Navied* up. I never even wanted to cover these *naving* Nintendo stories. What? The cameras still on! Oh *Nav-!


Meh, I think I liked my first one better, but oh well....

LH :wink:

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:41 am
I just lol'd. xD. Should have the old man speak in caps:

"NEED HOUSE! REPAIR DOOR!"

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:37 pm
Haha. I've always wondered the same thing. When do Nintendo characters get their sleep, in? Good read. Thanks LH. ;)

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:24 pm
Whoa, I wrote this like... a month ago, and all the sudden people see it..\

O well xD

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Post Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:26 pm
Whoa lol. Anyways. It's still pretty pwn.

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