Here's how this little game works, reply to this thread, but hold your breath the entire time you're typing. Ignore grammar and spelling. Your comment is done once you cannot hold your breath any longer. No spam.

After you exhale, or wake up from blacking out, hit submit. (Don't be an idiot and play honestly, this is the internet we're talking about after all, the giant CESSPOOL OF HONESTY *cough*.)

Also don't die, play responsibly .

(with proper punctuation, spelling and capitalization, I made it to -hit submit.- before I had to take a breath, I know, I'm'fat.)

Ok, let's see here. This is kind of fun actually. Ok now it's not so fun. Doo doo dooo doo dodoo Losing air. Yeah, not fun anymore.

Done. :/

this seems to be an interesting idea but I don't know how long it'll be popular ... *dies*

So, I once heard that inside a deep space station we all had to find a well, but it was impossible so I siply put a bomb into the engine and let it explode and des- *Dead*

Man, you guys never listen! I told you not to die, now I have to pick up all of your corpses and burn them or at least do whatever is physically possible so that no one ever finds the evidence, hahahahaha!

Trying again. Because I'm bored. Man, my eyes are watering for some reason. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This is sillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly ZE! You a mad man with no respect for me and stuff. I might die, or abandon ship or something and then what will you tell DC? Teehee just kidding...oh, this kinda hurts...really bad. *turns blue, breathes*

woah last time I did really pathetically I must do better this time must I must

my typing's slow.

Yo yo mo' fo's! Wazzup in the hizz houze!? I wanna learn how to hold my breath for more than a few se- ow, it's starting to hurt. Ow.... Ow.... Gah!

Man, it's been a while since I've been in here. You people all need to learn to hold your breath longer, or type faster. Me, I'm going swimmingly. Also, I have an exam in about...5 hours. Thermodynamics. Good fun. Fairly critical to everything I have to do for the next 4 years. Ooh, I'm getting a bit sluggish, and making a lot of corrections. Ah well, best to stop soon before I pass out. Good luck to all of you beating me! Ha ha! -dies-

I agree Yaz, these people really need to have a higher tolerance to holding their breath. I mean, it is a skill that can be carried through into all walks of life: swimming... okay, mainly swimming, but still, it's a very important skill and one should learn how to do these things. When one stops trying to improve their skill set they really start to lose focus on the important things in life. I'm starting to go red so I may have start breathing now but hey, I think I made a good run. I'd like to thank my lungs for making this post possible and ZE for allowing me this opportunity. Thanks guys! POSTED!

So today I finally learned something important about Valve and why they need to stop promising things before...


Ok that was kind of sad. In my defense I was on the bike for about half an hour before doing this.

WEll I certainly have learned that I am going straigh tto University Hell, hurray! I slept past two alarms to go to Physics lecture and then another to go to Chemistry lab. WHich this lab and next week's go together into one big formal lab. Oh well. The entire lab section is only worth 15%, so 120/150 isn't going to kill me in a class I don't even go to lectures for...

Well...I feel weird typing without breathing. I'm quite impressed with Yaz's ability to do this. I think i could probably match his skills. University hell doesn't sound very good omg i can't take this anymore i'm done!! BLAHH

Well, I figured I'd try this since I can't breath anyway since I have a stupid cold. I'm listening to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and this is bad I'm running out of breath *gasp*

I couldn't figure out what I wanted to type while doing that. xD