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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 4:49 pm
Zoolander is dead.

How much cooler do sunglasses make you?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 8:03 pm
Banana split sundae.

What is Tingle's darkest secret?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:54 am
He's wearing a skirt and shirt; not a tunic.

Wish upon a star?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:38 pm
Crickets are delicious!

What's a hobbit-wizard do in a disco?

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"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:23 pm
The Hip-Hobbit.

How come can't grass read?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:27 pm
(XD Good one.)

They don't have potato translators.

Why is a raven like a xylophone?

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"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:49 pm
Because it can xylo your phone. That one was just easy.

WHY WAS THAT ONE EASY?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:13 pm
Pi.

Why pumpkin?

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"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:48 pm
Because it's orange.

How fruity?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:44 pm
Fruity tooty.

Why is there a hippo in the tub?

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Nightmare Inc. We kill your childhood.

And then some.
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This space claimed by Mintle "Shelly" Turteetish! (Formerly known as Vaati.)

"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 3:07 pm
It is merely testing the Archimedes Principle.


How is a raven like a writing desk?


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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:33 am
Both mock you.

What is the purpose behind the sheep in your clothes?

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"Hello ladies. Look at your villain, now back to me. Now back at your villain, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me, but if he stopped toying with you and started messing with the flow of time, he could attempt to look like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in the palace of my dreams, witnessing the man your villain can't look like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's the Light Force, flowing out of your beloved princess. Look again. THE PRINCESS IS NOW DEKU NUTS. Anything is possible when your villain tries to look like me and not a pig-beast. I'm on a Helmaroc."

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:04 pm
He looks cute! :D

What about the Square-cube law?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:55 pm
It ate your face.

Where did that flying potato go?

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Post Re: Ask stupid questions. • Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:03 pm
DL's face.

What happened to DL'S face?

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